Emil is a white-glove AI executive assistant service. We build and configure a custom AI EA for your business — handling morning briefings, inbox management, calendar management, and ad-hoc requests 24/7 via email and text.

How do I get started with Emil?

Reach out for a quote. We schedule a 30-minute onboarding call to understand your workflow, then build your custom Emil instance. Your first morning briefing arrives within 48 hours.

How does Emil compare to a human executive assistant?

Emil ramps in 48 hours (vs 3–6 months for a human EA), works 24/7 (vs business hours), never turns over, and requires zero management — at a fraction of the cost. The tradeoff: Emil handles digital tasks only.

AI-Drafted Investor Updates That Impress

Stop dreading the monthly investor update. Forward Emil your key metrics and highlights, and get a polished, professional update ready to send to your cap table. Consistent, thorough, and on-brand every time.

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White-glove AI executive assistant. Custom-built for your workflow.

Why Use Emil as Your AI Investor Update Drafting

Consistent Format

Emil maintains a professional, consistent format across updates — KPIs, highlights, challenges, asks — so investors know exactly where to look each month.

Metrics-Driven Narrative

Give Emil your raw numbers and it weaves them into a compelling narrative. Revenue up 22%? Emil explains why and what it means for trajectory.

Honest but Strategic

Emil presents challenges and setbacks transparently while framing them constructively. Investors appreciate honesty; Emil helps you deliver it with confidence.

Monthly Reminders

Emil reminds you when it's time for your update and prompts you for the key inputs needed. No more skipping months because you forgot or were too busy.

AI Investor Update Drafting in Action

You ask:

Here are my March numbers: MRR $127K (up from $104K), 3 new enterprise deals, burned $89K, runway 16 months, hired 2 engineers. Lost one big deal to a competitor. Draft my investor update.

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Emil responds:

Here's your March investor update draft: Subject: [Company Name] — March 2026 Investor Update Hi everyone, March was a strong month. Here's the summary: 📈 Key Metrics • MRR: $127K (+22% MoM, +156% YoY) • Net new ARR: $276K • Burn: $89K | Runway: 16 months • Team: 14 → 16 (2 senior engineers) ✅ Wins • Closed 3 new enterprise deals, including [largest client name] • Engineering velocity up 35% after dev tooling investment • MRR growth accelerating for 4th consecutive month ⚠️ Challenges • Lost a competitive deal to [Competitor] on pricing. Reviewing our enterprise pricing strategy to stay competitive without racing to the bottom. 🙏 Asks • Intros to VP Engineering candidates (hiring our first eng manager) • Enterprise references in fintech vertical Full dashboard: [link] Thanks for your continued support. [Your name] Shall I send this to your investor distribution list?

You ask:

It was a rough month — missed targets, lost a key employee, and had a product outage. Help me write an honest but not alarming update.

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Emil responds:

Here's your draft — transparent but confident: Subject: [Company Name] — April 2026 Update Hi everyone, April was a challenging month, and I want to be upfront about what happened and how we're responding. 📊 Metrics • MRR: $118K (down from $127K — lost 2 mid-market accounts) • Burn: $95K | Runway: 14 months What happened: 1. Product outage (April 12, 4 hours): Root cause was a database migration. We've since implemented automated rollback and monitoring. Full incident report available on request. 2. Head of Sales departed: Mutual decision. We're promoting internally and have a strong pipeline of external candidates. 3. Missed revenue target by 12%: Two deals slipped to May due to procurement delays (not lost). What we're doing about it: • Infrastructure hardening sprint this month (CTO-led) • Interim sales leadership in place; external search starts next week • Both slipped deals have signed LOIs — expecting close by May 15 Confidence level: High. These are speed bumps, not direction changes. Our pipeline is stronger than ever. [Your name] This frames setbacks as addressable issues with clear action plans. Want me to adjust the tone?

How It Works

Send an Email

Email emil@heyemil.com with your request. Attach files if needed.

Emil Handles It

Emil reads your email, analyzes context, and handles the task like an experienced executive assistant.

Get Your Answer

A detailed, personalized response arrives in your inbox. Reply to continue the conversation.

Frequently Asked Questions

How often should I send investor updates?

Monthly is the gold standard for early-stage startups. Emil will remind you at the start of each month and prompt you for the key metrics and highlights needed to draft your update.

Can Emil track my metrics over time?

Yes. Emil stores your monthly metrics and can show trends, compare month-over-month, and flag significant changes. This historical context makes each update more insightful.

What if I don't have all my metrics ready?

Send Emil what you have. It will draft the update with available data and flag what's missing so you can fill in the gaps. A partial update sent on time is better than a perfect one sent late.

Can Emil send updates to different investor groups?

Yes. You can maintain separate distribution lists — for example, board members get detailed updates while angels get a condensed version. Emil adapts the depth and content for each audience.

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Get Emil as Your AI Investor Update Drafting

Email emil@heyemil.com to get started. Get a quote for white-glove setup.

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